Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Lonely is the new dance party.
Living and dying in 3/4 time.

The television will not be revolutionized.
Or how about Bruce Mau's 1998 incomplete 43-point design manifesto? I didn't want to post all of it because it's kind of long but you could pick out a few points. http://www.brucemaudesign.com/manifesto.html

I write my letters and numbers from the bottom up, not from the top down like most people do.

Thank you so much! This is so exciting! It will hang proudly in my dorm room pronto.